Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

A kid, after being beaten by his mom (sitting sadly) 

1. General students - Answer ALL questions.

2. General Students ( girls) - any three out of ten. (33% of total)

3. OBC - WRITE ANY one question.

4. SC - ONLY READ questions.

5. ST - THANKS FOR COMING.. AND.

6. Gujjars/ Jats/ Shiv Sainiks - THANKS FOR ALLOWING OTHERS TO ATTEND THE EXAMINATION .. !!

CHEERS TO RESERVATION.....

A Rabbi and a Priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither cleric is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the Rabbi sees the Priest's collar and says, "So you're a Priest, that's interesting. I'm a
Rabbi... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The Priest replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!

1st Year Students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The professor started the class by telling 2 important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED REGARDING ANYTHING ABOUT BODY  & he
inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.
Then he said them to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments/General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"